When a boyfriend fails to fulfill his sexual duties, sometimes the only option is to turn to the cold embrace of a snowman 3.75ish starsI discovered this book while skimming through the shelves of one my GRs book mates Most notable lines from the narrator view spoiler I started with the snowballs, licking around them and tickling the undersides They were too big to fit completely in my mouth, but I made do with my hands, running them lightly over and across the balls, trying not to melt them with my hot breath Spreading my legs wide, I rubbed my slit along the length of the snowcock It felt unprecedente 3.75ish starsI discovered this book while skimming through the shelves of one my GRs book mates Most notable lines from the narrator view spoiler I started with the snowballs, licking around them and tickling the undersides They were too big to fit completely in my mouth, but I made do with my hands, running them lightly over and across the balls, trying not to melt them with my hot breath Spreading my legs wide, I rubbed my slit along the length of the snowcock It felt unprecedented Although I had just come, I felt myself ready to go another round Oh god, give me that South Pole I cried in abandonment hide spoiler Enjoyed won t you join me on my erotic train because COME ON i have read a lot of these, now, waythan i thought i would when i first discovered that lactation erotica was a thing and then it became funnier and funnier for me to explore the peaks and valleys of bizarro porn are these sexxy i don t know you tell me for i am always just looking for what will make me laugh and this one made me laugh.snowman erotica because why not i mean, it is clearly something that is not uncommon, won t you join me on my erotic train because COME ON i have read a lot of these, now, waythan i thought i would when i first discovered that lactation erotica was a thing and then it became funnier and funnier for me to explore the peaks and valleys of bizarro porn are these sexxy i don t know you tell me for i am always just looking for what will make me laugh and this one made me laugh.snowman erotica because why not i mean, it is clearly something that is not uncommon, even though you don t hear about it at church potlucks or quilting bees the internet wouldn t lie snowman porn is ON and right now, sitting in my apartment sweating my ass off in the middle of some freakish heatwave in MAY i could be swayed by a little snowman intercourse myself i mean i would certainly consider it, if the pizza guy turned out to be a snowman, is all i m saying this one is full of puns the author s name is orally for the love of snow , so my dad would approve, and it has intercourse and humor and an empowered woman taking matters into her own hands when her lame ass boyfriend leaves her hanging to answer the call of casserole ladies take back the snow find a cold man and warm him up ditch that well hung but selfish man you know you want to and i know you want to read this, too if you are going to read ONE bizarre erotic tale, wouldn t it make sense to read one about a snowman because bigfoot porn is one thing when you gonna run into a bigfoot this one might give you some pointers you can actually use i took notes and come winter well, that s a different review, for a different timechooo choooooooooooooooooooocome to my blog Stephen is such a vapid tool How can someone with this much space between his ears even function It is no wonder that Stephen can t satisfy his girlfriend because Stephen has nothing going for him other than his oversized penis He s like one of those beefed up gym monkeys, but if you knock, there doesn t appear to be anybody home.So what s a girl to do Well in this chilly twist of the erotic comedy genre, Stephen s girlfriend needs to take matters into her own hands When the vapid tool leav Stephen is such a vapid tool How can someone with this much space between his ears even function It is no wonder that Stephen can t satisfy his girlfriend because Stephen has nothing going for him other than his oversized penis He s like one of those beefed up gym monkeys, but if you knock, there doesn t appear to be anybody home.So what s a girl to do Well in this chilly twist of the erotic comedy genre, Stephen s girlfriend needs to take matters into her own hands When the vapid tool leaves her high and dry yet again one frigid evening, Stephen s girlfriend finds herself becoming the subject of some icy stares from a frozen gentleman in her yard What happens next is some seriously fucked up shit that I cannot divulge on this G rated site that is Goodreads, but I m sure a few cool snippets wouldn t hurt Check it I decided to just start with what came naturally, with I guess you would call it a snow jobOr, even betterOh god, give me that South Pole I cried in abandonmentWriting like this has set a new standard of quality for short fiction that has authors across the globe cursing Auralie Vierge under their breaths for her remarkable prose Here s oneThe Eskimos may have a hundred words for snow, but at that moment, I only had two Fuck Yeah You ve heard it here first, folks This book is a delicious treat and if there s any part of this review I can type with a straight face, it is this of all the snowman porn I ve ever read, Snowballinis easily the best Get it here This Halloween Monster Sex Gangbang just got Frosty The only frozen stiffy in this book belonged to Frosty, the Horny Snowman But it does make one ask themselves, How drunk or horny would you have to be to screw a snowman So our Heroine and her boyfriend, Stephen, are outside playing in the snow They decide to make an anatomically correct, well endowed snowman Stephen gets horny and insists that they get busy in the snow And since he is a selfish lover, he gets his jolly s off This Halloween Monster Sex Gangbang just got Frosty The only frozen stiffy in this book belonged to Frosty, the Horny Snowman But it does make one ask themselves, How drunk or horny would you have to be to screw a snowman So our Heroine and her boyfriend, Stephen, are outside playing in the snow They decide to make an anatomically correct, well endowed snowman Stephen gets horny and insists that they get busy in the snow And since he is a selfish lover, he gets his jolly s off, heads off to pee and have some leftovers This leaves his girlfriend horny and frustrated And there is Frosty, looking all sexified with a special gleam in his eyes He s just missing one thing A fedora So when one magically appears, our heroine places it on his headThings get wild for Frosty at this point And I have a feeling that the heroine is looking forward to some repeat action, because she keeps that hat and looks forward tosnow Cheeky Bastard This was a fun, very different read Usually in monster sex books, I find the monster to be the aggressive party, but I felt that Frosty was a sexual pawn for our horny Heroine And that was pretty freekin cool The Halloween Monster 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